Live It Up, Baby

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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markiplierswhatifs:

starcrossedcutie:

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og1764:

Yep the-soulless-one, we’re getting these at our place ;)

MARK BIRTHDAY. WHAT IF WE GOT THIS MARK FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. BECAUSE BUTTS.

what if we stuck a knife in it then gave it to mark with a note that says “BUTT STABBER RETURNED”

WAIT.

What if the knife only turned up AFTER we gave it to Mark. Is he the butt stabbed?

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